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Alabama Black Snake is a term used by Ghost the host of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast to refer to a large African-American penis. Ghost often uses the phrase when asking younger trolls where their dirty dishrag whore of a "mammy" is and why she isn't there watching them, saying their mother has gone to Applebee's or T.G.I. Friday's looking for Alabama Black Snake at Happy Hour. Asho is probably the most well-known target of this accusation from Ghost, and usually feeds the fire by calling in and talking about his mother's alleged recent experience at one of the above-mentioned locations.

Some callers call up claiming they are wielding one, but Ghost easily shoots any falsifications down. Some splices, Twitter Names and calls have used this term, much to Ghost's annoyance when it is projected at him, or one of his family members.



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