Fandom

True Capitalist Wiki

Dallas Cowboys

1,129pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Comments2 Share
Dallas-cowboys

The Dallas Cowboys Helmet and Logo.

The Dallas Cowboys are an American Football Franchise located in Texas. The Cowboys are a team located in the NFC East division. The team plays on Thanksgiving every year as a tradition for many years. As of 2016, they have never made it past the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs since 1995.

Ghost's ViewsEdit

Ghost is most likely a Cowboys fan, for a few callers calling up and harassing him about the team. Such as a few callers calling trolling Ghost about the team's New Year's Day night loss to the New York Giants back in the 2011 season, causing them to go 8-8 and missing the playoffs. Ghost was angry claiming that "The reason they lost is because they got frickin' Tony Homo as their Quarterback, Tony Homo!".

There have been a couple Twitter names involving their untimely 2011 regular season collapse at the end of the season.

They would come back to the playoffs in 2016, only to lose to the Green Bay Packers in the Divisional Round. Ghost would get bombarded with more Twitter names directed at their sudden playoff exit. He would end up raging hard over the names Troll Terrorists.

References during the ShowEdit

The Dallas Cowboys are referenced in the "Fuck You Texas" song that was played numerous times to troll Ghost in the Summer of 2011 broadcasts, it really used to get Ghost angry. A lyric in the song reads "Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawn a breath".

A caller in January 2012 referenced their elimination from contending in the playoffs against the New York Giants twice in two consecutive episodes during Radio Graffiti. The first was "How about the Dallas Cowboys! Can't wait to see them in the playoffs!" This incited massive rage from Ghost, but he continued the show. The next day, the same caller coupled their regular season collapse with Ghost's Granny and a Denny's restaurant, causing a massive outburst of rage in response, and ending that show.

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.