★ ★ ★ Winner of: Capitalist of the Year at the 2011 Ghosties ★ ★ ★
Goku is a long-time listener (from 2009) and serious caller. He was an American high school student (now in college or at a job possibly).He actually paid a lot of attention to Ghost, and really started investing his capital. Ghost had been encouraging him to get a job so he could get capital and begin to invest. He applied for a job at a fast-food chain but was rejected. Upon hearing the news, Ghost called up the fast-food place and proceeded to make allegations of discrimination and ended up ensuring that Goku would not be employed there.