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Happy Hour is when the mothers of no-father-having-jerk-dicks go during the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, looking for the high hard one, or the horizontal mambo from an ethnic minority instead of raising their children like a real parent. The most frequent location is Applebee's, though there are alternatives.

Before leaving, the mothers usually drop their kids off in front of a violent video game or with an ethnic minority illegal-immigrant childcare provider, leaving them to wreak chaos around the house with no guardian or authority.


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