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Happy Hour is when the mothers of no-father-having-jerk-dicks go during the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, looking for the high hard one, Alabama Black Snake, or the horizontal mambo from an ethnic minority instead of raising their children like a real parent. The most frequent location is Applebee's, though there are alternatives.

Before leaving, the mothers usually drop their kids off in front of a violent video game or with an ethnic minority illegal-immigrant childcare provider, leaving them to wreak chaos around the house with no guardian or authority.


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Asho's Mom

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