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An insult carol is a song or poem sung by a caller - usually a poetic jerkdick - in order to troll Ghost. They can be an original song, but are more often parodies of an existing song. The troll Coodoo17 was an early adopter of this style, with the first entry on this list being played on many shows.

Hambone - Coodoo17 Edit

A parody of Tik Tok, by Ke$ha

Wake up in the morning next to Alex Jonesy
Ghost waddles down the stairs and watches My Little Pony
Once that's done, beats his son and listens to Howard Stern
Gets the Engie in the Prius and finds a cross to burn

I'm talkin'
Knocking over mountains of cans, cans
Yelling at all his fans, fans
Bon Jovi's his favourite band, band
I'm talkin'
26 bucks for a shirt, shirt
Plus shipping that's gonna hurt, hurt
Wallet's burning up like scorched earth...

Hambone, getting owned, Ghost is forever alone
A grinch, likes to lynch says it's easy as a cinch
He's small, 3 foot tall, but it brings some epic lolz
Lolololololollllll, lololololololllllll

Miller Time: The Ballad of Ghost - Coodoo17 Edit

A parody of Dynamite, by Taio Cruz

I came to shoot shoot shoot shoot
All of these pearls to all these fruits fruits fruits fruits
But you're all being Helen Keller deaf mutes mutes mutes mutes
Y'all think yer so funny and cute cute cute cute
Yeah yeah
Because I'm out here every day
But you jerks don't care anyway, yeah

I throw my cans up in the air sometime
Saying hambone, greasy hambone
Y'all've ruined this Baller Friday of mine
Saying hambone, greasy hambone

And so I'll end the show
End it on a dime
Then go to sixth street
'Cuz it's Miller Time
'Cuz I run this town, and run it so sublime
I'ma get messed up, 'cuz it's Miller Time

I came to drink drink drink drink
Everything but the kitchen sink sink sink sink
Before I even have time to think think think think
I'll punch that fruity lookin' chink chink chink chink
Yeah yeah
'Cuz when I'm drunk I like to fight
Any jerkdick who isn't white, yeah

I throw my cans up in the air sometime
Saying hambone, greasy hambone
Y'all've ruined this Baller Friday of mine
Saying hambone, greasy hambone

And so I'll end the show
End it on a dime
Then go to sixth street
'Cuz it's Miller Time
'Cuz I run this town, and run it so sublime
I'ma get messed up, 'cuz it's Miller Time

I'm tired of you jerkdicks
I don't even have to be here
So get cancer of the prick
I'm gonna down like 26 beers
'Cuz Miller Time's
Ghost-tastic
and Miller Time
is my favorite time
Yeah my favorite time
I'm gonna throw my cans up in the air
Cans up in the air
Throw your cans up in the air

<can solo>
 
 I throw my cans up in the air sometime
 Saying hambone, greasy hambone
 Y'all've ruined this Baller Friday of mine
 Saying hambone, greasy hambone
 
 And so I'll end the show
 End it on a dime
 Then go to sixth street
 'Cuz it's Miller Time
 'Cuz I run this town, and run it so sublime
 I'ma get messed up, 'cuz it's Miller Time

Right Wing Man (Fruitbowl Wednesday Anthem) - Coodoo17 Ft. Tubguy Edit

A parody of Barbie Girl, by Aqua

"614, Radio Graffiti!"
("Ghost, let's go out to Sixth Street and fruit up the place!")
"Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby!"

I'm a right-wing man in a left-wing land
Capitalizing, blood pressure's rising
It's fruitbowl Wednesday, so let's dance the night away
Time to get fruity like a wild jahooty
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)

I'm a right-wing man in a left-wing land
Capitalizing, blood pressure's rising
It's fruitbowl Wednesday, so let's dance the night away
Time to get fruity like a wild jahooty

I'm a fat racist man, out here doing what I can
Order me a round of appletinis
(See you there, wheelchair, see you roll in my way
There's no way you're not getting in my tub)
My mellow can't be harshed
Make it rain here on Sixth Street

I'm a right-wing man in a left-wing land
Capitalizing, blood pressure's rising
It's fruitbowl Wednesday, so let's dance the night away
Time to get fruity like a wild jahooty

(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Ha ha ha, woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Woo! Woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Ha ha ha, woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Woo! Woo!

I tie my neckerchief, I adjust my hat
See another man's ass, yeah, I want some of that
(Can't deny, you pass by, you make me say "Oh my!"
Have some soap, then a grope, yeah, it's bath time)
My mellow can't be harshed
Make it rain here on Sixth Street
My mellow can't be harshed
Make it rain here on Sixth Street

(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Ha ha ha, woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Woo! Woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Ha ha ha, woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Woo! Woo!

I'm a right-wing man in a left-wing land
Capitalizing, blood pressure's rising
It's fruitbowl Wednesday, so let's dance the night away
Time to get fruity like a wild jahooty

I'm a right-wing man in a left-wing land
Capitalizing, blood pressure's rising
It's fruitbowl Wednesday, so let's dance the night away
Time to get fruity like a wild jahooty

(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Ha ha ha, woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Woo! Woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Ha ha ha, woo!
(Come on Ghostler, let's get closer)
Woo! Woo!

"Man, I gotta tell you, Tub Guy, I'm having a great time"
("Well Ghost, I noticed you dropped the soap! Oh my!")
"Uh oh!"

How the Capitalist Stole Christmas - BlueChameleon Edit

A parody of How the Grinch stole Christmas, by Dr. Seuss

Full lyrics here

Capitalist Episode 226 - Texas Troll Edit

A parody of It's Tricky, by Run-D.M.C.

Ghost is a Jewish hambone
Butt-plug-up-the-asshole-loving racist
Racist, racist racist racist racist

His wife is a dirty dishrag whore
And his son likes My Little Pony
Pony, Pony Pony Pony Pony

Sheriff Mack's a retard, so vote for Lamar Smith
And while you're at it, vote for-

Capitalist Episode 260 - A Real Black Guy (Elfoxoloco) Edit

A parody of Short People, by Randy Newman

Little Ghostler's got no reason
Little [???] got no reason to live
Teeny tiny twerp, writes in shorthand
Shorter than a smurf, a midget minivan

He's little bar with little b[???]
He likes to take a bunch of dicks up inside of his butt - Always
Tweeting all them itty-bitty lies
And sucking all them dicks of big black sweaty guys - So I

Don't want no short midget
He takes his bubble baths in a bidet
He's too short to call a bigot
He's weak
He needs a booster seat-

<later the same show, under the People's Republic of China>

Oompa-loompa bar, very jew-faced
He'll deep-throat a goy, until he's blue-faced
Oh I'm not saying he's put a single drop to waste
He's such a whore for the taste, ohhh
He [???] like an itty-bitty shrimp and prays
For the man mayonnaise

Capitalist Episode 301 - AnonymousEdit

A parody of Trap Queen, by Fetty Wap

Taller than a gnome
Weighs 300 pounds, he's a freaking hambone
Eating sticks of butter from his trailer park home
Talks about the markets, wishes he was Alex Jones
Wears a tinfoil hat, he's got an extra chromosome

Talking to Teutonic when he is a fruitbowl
Has no life, he just runs this dumb show
Beats the Engineer for not smoking his pole
Bought a can of beer, got his DNA stole
Takes his EBT-

Capitalist Episode 304 - AnonymousEdit

A parody of September, by Earth Wind & Fire

Link

Do you remember
When Ghost didn't [back?] like a Klan member
And his waistline was still sort of slender
And he didn't chase the blacks away?

His cans were ringing
And his penis wasn't always shrinking
As he snorted the lines, remember
Now the trolls took his breath away 

(Come on, his penis was only two inches to begin with)

Ba-de-ya, say do you remember
Ba-de-ya, trolling in September
Ba-de-ya, never was a cloudy day

(His tinfoil hat protects him from HAARP)

Ba-de-ya, say do you remember
Ba-de-ya-

Capitalist Episode 360 - MrTamsy Edit

A parody of Photograph, by Nickelback

Look at this autograph, 
it was signed by some fruity-ass. 
He hosts a 2-bit radio show, 
while he humps his body pillow. 
He just moved to a new town, 
but now it's likely that he's gonna drown. 
His wife has given him the slip, 
so that she can go and get double dipped....

Every memory of sailing out the backdoor, 
got his nudies of hillary on the bedroom floor, 
it's time to say it, time to say it, HAMBONE, HAMBONE!

Capitalist Episode 384 - RationalRyan Edit

A parody of Lets Fly a Kite, from Mary Poppins

And now, here's a song from everyone's favourite political bureaucrats, Hillary and Bill Clinton!

Let's go fly a drone
Down in San Antone
Let's go fly a drone
And stalk Adolf Ghostler

Down in the Lone Star State
Down where he'll meet his fate
Oh, let's go fly a drone!

When you launch the missile down there
His life will end just right there
You can dance on his corpse while Teutonic kills his dog
While your hand's holding tight
To the control of your drones

Let's go fly a drone
Down in San Antone
Let's go fly a drone
And stalk Adolf Ghostler

Down in the Lone Star State
Down where he'll meet his fate
Oh, let's go fly a drone!

Other ExamplesEdit

True Capitalist Radio Coodoo17 Compilation22:36

True Capitalist Radio Coodoo17 Compilation

See alsoEdit

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