The intro to True Capitalist Radio in all its glory.

True Capitalist Radio Animated Intro

True Capitalist Radio Animated Intro

A visual representation of the True Capitalist Radio intro.

The Intro clip is the 45-second clip that plays at the start of episodes of True Capitalist Radio. It debuted in Episode 18.

Before this, Ghost would usually open the show with 'Weeeeeeeell good afternoon/evening folks!"

It was added to the broadcast to show Ghost was as 'serious as a heart attack' about airing his capitalist views.

Since the Return Ghost's intro has been used to troll him. It has been edited to make him sound like the host of True Racist Radio, True Cripple Radio among others. Ghost finds these edits particularly upsetting and has claimed that his intro is among the "best intros in radio today." This troll has become among the most popular trolls on True Capitalist Radio with at least one being played during every single Radio Graffiti for weeks. During Saturday Night Show Episode 9, Ghost announced that the intro splicing had gotten old and he didn't want to hear any more of them on the show, Ghost having stated previously that he had planned to revise the intro due to no longer living in Austin Texas.

The Intro is notably absent from The Saturday Night Troll Show, with Ghost simply opening with "Gooooooooooooooooooood evening folks!", dragging on the word "good" for 15+ seconds.


*Chirp scratch* Here we go.

(4, 3, 2, 1...1,2,3, Blast Off)


Money money money money! *Transmission burst*

This is True Capitalist Radio! True Capitalist Radio.

"I am your host, the man they call Ghost!"

The bad-ass of business. Give him capitalism or give him death!

"That's it, period!"

Broadcasting from his skyline office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.

"You sound fruitier than a box of Fruit Loops ferchristsake."

And now, he'll take it from here. Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call - Ghost!