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The IRS takes half your pay, just to throw it away...on rednecks and fat girls and ghettofied losers to lazy-ass crackers and welfare abusers and dumb single mothers that shit out another and slutwalking whores from LA in...Junkyard America!

Bronx Ghetto

The Bronx in 1980s

Junkyard America is the term Ghost uses to define the social and economical state of American citizens. EBT users, caffeine addicts, lesbians, fruitbowls, dishrag whore single mothers, supposed "poor" Americans, big brother government moochers, Social Justice Warriors and citizens on welfare are all examples of Junkyard Americans. When discussing the topic, Ghost usually plays and sings along to the Sanford and Son themesong. He usually puts on a voice that sounds a lot like a stereotypical "poor" black man, occasionally using the voice as Obama.

For example, Ghetto Capitalist is one of many Americans abusing the American Government's entitlements. He is everything Ghost stands against.

Ghetto Capitalist once questioned Ghost's usage of the Sanford and Son theme for his Junkyard America routine, implying that the usage of it is Ghost being racist. Ghost, however, took it as an excuse to play the song during the call, and do his routine again, and claimed that it "wasn't disrespectful to the black community".

Since The Return, Ghost has rarely used the term when discussing modern America, likely because he believes that Donald Trump and his policies will save America from its current state.

Video ExamplesEdit

Welcome to Junkyard America baby!03:35

Welcome to Junkyard America baby!

Junkyard America and Ghetto Capitalist

Junkyard America theme03:07

Junkyard America theme

The "Junkyard America" theme

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