“Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here!”—The real Kermit's catchphrase, and how our Kermit begins most of his calls
Kermit the Frog is a longtime caller and troll of True Capitalist Radio. He has been calling several times a week since long before Ghost's Absence and is a frequent voice heard during Radio Graffiti. Coodoo17 would also do impressions of the character in the past.
Kermit's calls usually included some kind of zestful plan the frog had hatched related to a subject on Ghost's show (usually one he was not in favor of). Ghost would always react with disbelief, citing him as a "freaky little frog".
Kermit's more recent calls however, have taken a darker turn, and Ghost has even criticized the troll, claiming he needs to get some 'Jewish writers' to produce funnier content.
The creator of the character has since declared that he will 'hang up' the persona for some time due to the gradual unfavorable reactions he has received for it.
Since Ghost returned in 2016, the original Kermit has made one or two calls during Spring, but was quickly dropped again. A new troll named Germit the Gay Frog started calling Ghost in the Summer.