How many songs does this man have about his penis, for Christ's sake? He's got a serious goddamn problem!


Don't Go Breaking My Dick04:21

Don't Go Breaking My Dick

The My Dick Band are a bandcamp music artist who write parodies of famous songs, making them almost exclusively about "my dick." Their songs have frequently been used to troll the host of True Capitalist Radio, Ghost, who finds the songs disgusting, revolting and believes there is something seriously wrong with people writing and listening to them.

The band's impressive repertoire Edit

  1. Dick On My List (parody of 'Kiss on My List' by Hall & Oates)
  2. Everybody My Dick Tonight (parody of 'Everybody Have Fun Tonight' by Wang Chung)
  3. Dancing In My Dick (parody of 'Dancing in the Dark' by Bruce Springsteen)
  4. Fast Dick (parody of 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman)
  5. Fields Of Dick (parody of 'Fields of Gold' by Sting)
  6. Baker Dick (parody of 'Baker Street' by Gerry Rafferty)
  7. The Way My Dick Is (parody of 'The Way It Is' by Bruce Hornsby and the Range)
  8. Imagine Dick (parody of 'Imagine' by John Lennon)
  9. My Name Is My Dick (parody of 'Luka' by Suzanne Vega)
  10. Ironic Dick (parody of 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette)
  11. Piano Dick (parody of 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel)
  12. Harden My Dick (parody of 'Harden My Heart' by Quarterflash)
  13. Dick Dreams (parody of 'Dreams' by Van Halen)
  14. Dick in Heaven (parody of 'Tears in Heaven' by Eric Clapton)
  15. No Dick (parody of 'No Rain' by Blind Melon)
  16. What's Up, My Dick? (parody of 'What's Up?' by 4 Non Blondes)
  17. Two Dicks (parody of 'Two Princes' by Spin Doctors)
  18. A Very My Dick Xmas (parody of 'Carol of the Bells')
  19. Do They Know It's My Dick? (parody of 'Don't They Know It's Chrismas' by Band Aid)
  20. Don't Go Breaking My Dick (Duet with Gordon Merrick) (parody of 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart' by Elton John [with Kiki Dee])
  21. More Than My Dick  (Live on KCRW 12/09)
  22. My Dick Awards 'Record of the Year' Bumper 
  23. Orinoco Dick (parody of 'Orinoco Flow' by Enya)

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