The sun is warm, the grass is green... and THERE'S THAT GODDAMN PANDA LOOKING AT ME!"

—Ghost, variant of a common phrase mentioning the panda


The Panda is an figment of Ghost's imagination, who appears in his office/house when trying to calm down through meditation. Ghost commonly brings up the Panda in True Capitalist Radio during his rage filled episodes asking someone, presumably the Engineer to take the Panda away or expressing desire to kick the Panda's ass. The Panda seems to have the ability to throw Ghost into another fit of rage and Cans.wav whenever Ghost is attempting to calm down. Ghost has never given an explanation as to why he has a panda bear in his office.

The Panda hasn't been a very popular target to trolls for some reason, however at least one remix exists about the Panda at the moment. On Episode 393, Ghost encountered the Panda again. Someone else tweeted Ghost a picture of a panda, which pissed him off even more. He did get to cans.wav over a female Pandaren cosplay when he "saw" the panda again.




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