“Ghost : "315, what's your excuse?"
The Aborted Fetus : "Oh yeah Ghost, I'm stroking my pony's cock right now!"—- Ghost and the Aborted Fetus, in a call from June 2011
The Aborted Fetus was an eight-year-old troll from New York (area code 315 is in Syracuse) on Ghost's True Capitalist Radio program. He was one of the few underaged trolls that wasn't a failtroll. His activity was between June 2011 and August 2011.
His calls usually consisted of sexual advances towards Ghost which, while not out of the ordinary on this radio show, were considerably more shocking than most other attempts on account of the perpetrator's age. Eight-year-olds, as Ghost put it, "shouldn't even know about that stuff." His calls usually led to the infamous segment of True Capitalist Radio known as the "Woodchipper."
After a few massively successful trolls (with Ghost going on extended tirades about bad parenting), Ghost announced that he was going to call child protective services on The Aborted Fetus, and he disappeared shortly afterwards, leaving no explanation to if he had ever been caught.