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Asho's Mom At AppleBee's

I mean, WHERE ARE THE PARENTS? WHERE ARE THE PARENTS, fer Christ's sake?

—Ghost 

Where Are the Parents? is a term frequently used by Ghost during the True Capitalist Radio broadcasts. It is usually used while talking with or shortly after being trolled by young callers, including Asho and the Aborted Fetus. Ghost usually suggests that the single-mothers are off at Happy Hour looking for the high hard one from an ethnic minority.


From Ghost's point of view, these absentee parents are a prime example of Junkyard America and might as well be throwing their kids into woodchippers.

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