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Woodchipper

You're throwing your kids into woodchippers and you don't care! You idiots don't care!

—Ghost 


YOUR PARENTS DID THIS! YOUR PARENTS DID THIS TO- I MEAN, GOOD GOD! YOUR PARENTS DID THIS TO YOU!! YOUR PARENTS DID THIS TO ALL OF YOU! THEY THROW YOU INTO WOODCHIPPERS!!!

—Ghost 

The Woodchipper is an infrequently recurring segment on Ghost's True Capitalist Radio program. It usually follows news stories relating to long term crises, like the United States' debt or education, or young trolls such as Asho and The Aborted Fetus. Ghost believes anyone who, metaphorically, throws their kids into woodchippers, is contributing to Junkyard America. Ghost is often critical of older Americans who (according to Ghost) have run the United States into the ground through overuse of its social programs and the lack of parental support in education and child care. The Woodchipper segment is an allusion to this belief.

Ghost plays The Hands of Small Children by Marilyn Manson, and shouts "YOUR PARENTS DID THIS!"


Marilyn Manson-101:41

Marilyn Manson-1. The Hands of Small Children

The audio heard in the background of the Woodchipper segment

Ghost throws Herman Sugar Cain into Wood Chipper00:08

Ghost throws Herman Sugar Cain into Wood Chipper

A splice featuring Herman Cain

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